Names I Have Called My Infant Daughter To Her Face (So Far)

Megan
Megan Julia
Stinker
Stink-o
Stinky
Dude
Buddy
Buster
Missy
Peanut
Goofball
Jub Jub
Booger
Snots
Snotty McRosencheeks
Goo Face
Slobbery
Drooly
Megan Droolia
Spitty McGee
Two-Tooth McGee
No-Nap McGee
Jerk
Weirdo
This Baby
That Baby
The Baby
Baby
HEEEEEEEYYY STINKY BABY
Chubbyfeet
Meatball
Sweetie
Cutie
Dear
MJ Pee Pants
MJ Poopy Pants
Bitey
Baldy
Ol' Fuzzy Top
Ol' Broccoli Legs
Ol' Halibut Belly
Ol' Cucumber Breath
Wigglebutt
Antsy Nancy
Dancing Nancy
Fuss Bucket